Welcome!

You may be asking yourself right now why have I come to this website? What do I have to do with hobos and beggars? Am I a bum just because I visited this website? Well, take solace in the fact that you're all of those things and more. You're here to grill- and you want it on the cheap, preferably now. You're looking for something tasty like pigeon, but you're willing to settle for beef.

So what the hell is this website all about anyway? Well, its about grillin' like you have no money at all. This is for the people who spend all their money on booze every Sunday through Friday and still want to grill on Saturday.

Vagrant homeless people and college students alike partake in the American past time which is grilling. This website is intended to cater to their senselessness and sensibilities in helping them make the right decisions when it comes down to tough choices. How should I arrange my coals for best performance? How long can my ground beef sit out before I can't eat it anymore? Do women think I'm sexy when I grill? Do men? Should I wear an apron? These questions and more are all answered in this website.

Here you'll find a guide to grilling with an area where you can find out about different types of grills, cuts of meat, spices/rubs, sides, and non-meat/low-fat grills. There is a section where you can hear what the pros have to say about grilling on the cheap and their favorite recipes, drinks, and stories. We'll also have reviews on a variety of products and an area where you'll have a chance to purchase merchandise.

We've also got a section where we want you to send in photos of you mastering the flame. Hell, any picture that remotely involves grilling will be posted on here. So check back on the picture of the day to see if you made it up!